You can claim your beard as a dependant on your tax return if its 3 inches or longer.
A beard in your hand is worth more than two on the face. ‘Cuz C’mon, who would you pay more to see? The guy with two beards on his face or the dude with a beard growing out of his hand?
If you grow a beard like Alan Moore, you, too, can worship snake gods. If you wish to absorb Alan Moore’s wisdom, find a seat beneath his beard at a signing and let it flow through and onto you.
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Five lesser known benefits of having a beard: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/06/20/5-lesser-known-benefits-having-beard/?intcmp=features
In Soviet Russia, beard grows you!
Rasputin started out as a goatee and grew into a fully-formed sorcerer beard.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris’ beard was not built in one day. It took several years of research and prototypes before they got to what you see now on him.
An electric shaver is just a scaled down version of an electric lawn mower.
In the original screenplay for Momento, our protagonist kept all this reminders stored in his beard on mini post-its.
Any beard can be made into a rudimentary compass by sprinkling metal shavings into it and slightly dampening it. As an added benefit, the beard is now fabulous.
Putting “I have a beard” on your resume increases the chances of you landing a job by one hundred times.
On the first day God said “Let there be light” and right after that he said “Let there be beards” because hey, you need light to see the beards.
The Mayan calendar was calibrated using Janaal’ Pakal’s beard’s rate of growth. December 21, 2012 just happened to be the end of his beard.
More beard than you can handle.
Across all religions and theologies that include an image of a deity, there is one congruity that unites them all – he/she/it has a beard.
The collective noun for a group of beards is a bushel.
A bushel of beards once took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s.
Just like there are 8 bits in a trilobyte, there are 8
beers bears beards in an octobeard.
The near-extinct tribes of Papua New Guinea hold beard shaving ceremonies to signify their entry into adulthood.
Bearded dragons are the best dragons.
In 43 states, it is not required to wear a helmet on a motorcycle if your beard is 2 inches in length or longer.
A mop held upside down in front of your face can pass for a beard.
Beards were first discovered around 400BC. Back then they were just crude pieces of hair growing out of chins.
Food caught in your beard can actually cut down on your calorie intake.
Statistics show the general public will trust a political candidate with a beard more than they will trust a candidate with a clean-shaven face.
Rapunzel was actually a bearded woman that used her beard to aid her prince to her tower cell. The story was changed to be more socially relevant.
One more little known fact: Romeo was actually a beard himself!
Because the beard acts as a “light sponge” of sorts, men and women with beards have night vision approximately six times stronger than that of a tiger.
Shakespeares original dialogue in Romeo and Juliet was not “A curse on both your houses”, but in fact it was “A curse on both your beards”. It was later changed to “houses” so people without beards can relate to it.
China is the biggest manufacturer of beards in the world. Over 90% of the worlds supply comes from there.
Men who can’t grow beards are often referred to as, “women.”
Facial hair growth is encouraged in most men by bare-knuckle boxing and tobacco-pipe smoking.
Having an average beard is like having an acceptable European shoulder bag.
– Abraham Lincoln
Contrary to popular belief, beards are not illegal in Iceland.
Bear fact: claws make it easy to keep tangles out of the bear’d.
Mother Teresa was the original bearded lady.
Archeologists believe that beards crossed over to North America before the great continental divide.